"Only in America" ~ Coffee, Tea, or.... ??

I've decided to start collecting "Only in America" items to add to this blog. Here's the first installment:

Question of the day:

If you were to found a grassroots political movement named after a beverage, what would it be?

http://www.marconews.com/news/2010/mar/27/guest-commentary-coffee-party-just-blend-usual-eli/?partner=yahoo_feeds

Coffee and tea are already taken.

But these are still available, last time I checked:

Chai Party

Yerba Mate Party

Kool-Aid Party

Mangosteen Juice Party

Sparkling Water Party or Pellegrino Party (I like the sound of this one, even though Pellegrino might object)

There won't be an OJ Party. The whole OJ thing has been done to death.

Alas, in a language/culture that uses the same word for "political organization" and "celebration" it's only a matter of time until the rise of the

• Beer Party

And, shortly thereafter, the

• Imported Beer Party

* * * And that will be the end of the beverage-based political party fad * * *